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'Real Unicorns' Card

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Our 'Real Unicorns' Card is a great celebration of unicorns, curves, and rhinos all in one fell swoop. You can't get much better than that can you?
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Real unicorns have curves, and so do real women. The 'Real Unicorns' Card is a play on the saying that 'Real Women Have Curves', and in this instance celebrates the beautiful curves of the rhinoceros. Aside from attempting to indicate that actual unicorns of the horned white horse that vomits rainbows, glitter and magic aren't real (We all know that they are) the Real Unicorns Card is a great and humourous card that is suitable for any occasion that involves rhinos or curvaceous women.

The 'Real Unicorns' Card is A6 in size and blank on the inside, making it suitable for any occasion and allows you to write a far more personal message than we could have done. Whether this card is being bought for a rhinoceros (they'll love it), your favourite lady, or a unicorn that you have an issue with and just want to insult then this card will be loved by the recipient. (Okay, so, maybe not by the unicorn...)

The front of the card contains the text 'Real Unicorns Have Curves' and a rather nice illustration of a rhinoceros. 

  • Real unicorns have curves card 
  • Ideal for real women and real unicorns
  • Suitable for any occasion when you want to raise a smile

Detailed Information

  • Blank inside for personalised message
  • Matching white envelope
  • Material: Paper, cardboard

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