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Sex Timer

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Separate the sex gods from the time wasters with the fun and cheeky Sex Timer, a great novelty gift for anyone who can take a joke, and enjoys a bit of banter!
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The perfect gift for any wannabe sex gods that you know, the Sex Timer is a fun, novelty item that works like an egg timer, but does not mark the time in minutes! With six different levels that can be reached, the timer displays the categories: Stallion, Stud, Playboy, Lover, Unsatisfied, and Very Poor!

A saucy item which is sure to cause a few laughs, and a bit of banter, this timer is ideal for anyone who can take a joke about their sex life, and could work well as a stag do gift, or a cheeky Valentine’s or anniversary present!

Made from plastic, and 4” tall, the Sex Timer is black in colour with orange sand, and black markings, and provides a funny way to let your friends, or significant other, know if they are a total sex god, or a complete waste of time!

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